So, when I “posted” Pumpking during the Halloween Horrorgasm, I failed to notice that I hadn’t actually, uh, posted the story. That’s remedied now, so if you’re curious as to what a black hole of non-talent looks like, you can find it right here: https://seanganus.wordpress.com/2011/10/31/pumpking/.
Hope you all had a Merry Christmas , and that you don’t mind this little detour back into Halloween.
– The Awful Writer